1·Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man.
不要再拍我马匹了，你这个小个子。
2·Life's greatest shame is ass-kissing. Life's most dangerous position is greed. Life is the most trouble for the fame and fortune.
人生最大的羞辱是献媚。人生最危险的境地是贪婪。人生最烦恼的是争名利。
3·Stop kissing my ass, you little man.
不要再拍我马匹了，你这个小个子。
4·Hi, everyone. I'm Xiaohe "BOXIE" Chang. I'm good at working extra hours, but suck in chasing girls and kissing my boss' ass.
大家好，我是张小盒，我擅长加班，不擅长追女孩，不擅长讨好老板。