1·Once in the gutter, take a shower, one not careful, stepped into the deep water to the whole human eyes, a black, a few slobber, also do not know what happened, do a back even climb ashore.
一次是在水沟里洗澡，一不小心，踩到深水里去了，整个人两眼一黑，喝了几口水，也不知道怎么一回事，瞎抓一回竟然爬上岸来。
2·Sitting next to me was an old man. Swallowing his slobber, he said: "could you let me share one shot?" so I gave him the half bottle of beer that I had left.
坐在我旁边的是个老头，他咽着口水，说小伙子，能给我一口吗?我把自己喝剩下的半瓶啤酒给了他。