1·Let's have a semi-realistic rat in a kitchen cooking shit to eat.
想想吧，一只半写实主义的老鼠在厨房里烹饪大便吃。
2·It is the perfumer's dream ingredient, as long as they neglect to list it as "whale shit" on the back of their anti-stink bottles.
这是香水厂家最理想的成分，只要他们不要在防臭产品的主要成分上加上“鲸鱼的大便”。
3·So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit."
收银员把手伸进去，摸了下伸出来，喊到：“它闻起来象大便”。
4·Now, well, you're making out after having had dinner, and while you're sitting there making out, food is making its way down Peggy Sue's digestive tract, being turned into shit.
现在，你们在吃完饭后亲热，当你们坐下来亲热时，食物正沿着Peggy, Sue的消化道向下走，正要变成大便。
5·They look like handmade shit...hungover badly from the hibernation drugs.
他们看上去就像是手工的大便（这里不懂怎么译）。。 由于冬眠药剂的作用而有难过的宿醉感。
1·If he'd been a shoemaker, I would have been a shoemaker; if he had shoveled shit, I, too, would have shoveled.
如果他是一个鞋匠的话，我会是一个鞋匠；如果他铲屎，我也会铲。
2·Everything he touches turns to shit.
他碰到什么东西都变成屎。
3·The manger is abhorrent, actually, is the most hateful to pull out of the pit shit, etc.
占着茅坑不拉屎是可恶的，其实，最可恨的却是拉完了屎还要占着等坑。
4·Describing the opposition victory as "shit", he vowed to reverse it.
他将反对派的胜利称作“狗屎”，并发誓要挽回败局。
5·Kids are loud, stupid, annoying, ugly, and they smell like dog shit.
小孩是一种吵闹、愚蠢、烦人、丑陋的生物，闻上去像狗屎。
1·That's from the guy who shit in my pants.
那个是从在我裤子里拉屎的家伙那儿来的。
2·George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants."
乔治说：“哦，从那个在我裤子里拉屎的家伙那儿。”
3·I want to shit on my bed!
我想要在我的床上拉屎！
4·Why to smoke to think shit?
为什么抽烟完就想拉屎？
5·So, don't shit in front of the fly, because it will feel like you are in the show.
所以说，不要在苍蝇面前拉屎，因为对于它来说，会觉得你是在炫富。